My new office assistant.
Nov. 16th, 2006 04:34 pmEver since I moved offices I've had a lot of people coming in to ask me to actually do work or otherwise bother me. Clearly I needed some way of keeping these people out of my office. So I did what any logical businessperson would do: I hired an assistant.

This is Mr. Dragon. His job is to intimidate people and guard my desk. He can also make coffee using his flame breath. So far he's doing a great job: Nobody has stopped by my office all day. Keep up the good work, Mr. Dragon!

This is Mr. Dragon. His job is to intimidate people and guard my desk. He can also make coffee using his flame breath. So far he's doing a great job: Nobody has stopped by my office all day. Keep up the good work, Mr. Dragon!