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Jul. 17th, 2005 10:45 amI am itchy today. Itchy itchy itchy.
First my face, then my neck, now it's crawling down my shoulders and along my sides and back. An endless march of itchiness.
Perhaps it's an army of tiny dust mites with pickaxes.
Perhaps it's an entire alien invasion fleet conducting target practice with teensy laser cannons.
Perhaps my skin is organizing a rebellion, or planning to go on strike.
Perhaps all three.
[Poll #534131]
First my face, then my neck, now it's crawling down my shoulders and along my sides and back. An endless march of itchiness.
Perhaps it's an army of tiny dust mites with pickaxes.
Perhaps it's an entire alien invasion fleet conducting target practice with teensy laser cannons.
Perhaps my skin is organizing a rebellion, or planning to go on strike.
Perhaps all three.
[Poll #534131]
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