Strange phone conversation

So, today my phone rang, and the caller ID said it was a friend of mine that I don't talk to much -- just someone I met while she was working at a coffee shop, who I'll sometimes hang out with at her work. We'll call her V. So, I picked up the phone:

[V]: Rachel?
[R]: Yes?
[V]: No, you're not Rachel. Put Rachel on the line.
[R]: Um, it's me. And this is V, right?
[V]: What are you talking about? Your voice is totally different. Did Rachel put you up to this?
[R]: No, _I'm_ Rachel.
[V]: No you're not.
[R]: V, stop screwing with my head, what is it you want?
[V]: (hesitantly) ...I wanna go to the Fire Arts Festival!
[R]: Um, well, okay....
[V]: Oh shit! You're the wrong Rachel. I'm sorry. Hey! How's it going?
[R]: Oh! All right, I guess...

It was so surreal the way it seemed that communication had completely broken down. Like I'd wandered into an alternate dimension where I'd been replaced by somebody else.

Strange phone conversation

So, today my phone rang, and the caller ID said it was a friend of mine that I don't talk to much -- just someone I met while she was working at a coffee shop, who I'll sometimes hang out with at her work. We'll call her V. So, I picked up the phone:

[V]: Rachel?
[R]: Yes?
[V]: No, you're not Rachel. Put Rachel on the line.
[R]: Um, it's me. And this is V, right?
[V]: What are you talking about? Your voice is totally different. Did Rachel put you up to this?
[R]: No, _I'm_ Rachel.
[V]: No you're not.
[R]: V, stop screwing with my head, what is it you want?
[V]: (hesitantly) ...I wanna go to the Fire Arts Festival!
[R]: Um, well, okay....
[V]: Oh shit! You're the wrong Rachel. I'm sorry. Hey! How's it going?
[R]: Oh! All right, I guess...

It was so surreal the way it seemed that communication had completely broken down. Like I'd wandered into an alternate dimension where I'd been replaced by somebody else.