Look to the left, or possibly to the right. See those boots? I know they look like shoes, it can be confusing, but if you could see *under* the pant legs, you'd see they're boots. Big, wonderful, stompy boots; boots to propel me forward from day to day, providing support when I need it, providing a bounce to my step when I feel like being bouncy.
Look to the right of this sentence:
flata. See that user? I know she looks far too cool to hang out with the likes of me, it can be confusing, but if you could see past how cool she is, you'd see that she's even cooler and nicer than you could possibly imagine. So cool that, on _her_ birthday, she gave _me_ big, wonderful, stompy boots; so cool that she propels me forward from day to day, providing support when I need it, providing a bounce to my step when I feel like being bouncy.
Thank you, Juli. I probably don't deserve you or the boots, but I am eternally grateful for both.