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A day in the life of living with cats, paraphrased:

Bella jumps up into my lap.
Bella: Hi there! Whatcha doin'?
Me: Er, well actually I'm trying to draw. See, look at th-
Bella: What's that?
Me: It's a drawing tablet, and I'd appreciate it if you didn'-
Bella: Ooh, shiny! I'm-a roll around on it now, 'kay?
Me: No, no, that's...you don't have to do that.
Bella: What's this button do?
Me: Well, it..wait, why am I explaining this to you? Look, get off my lap. I'm trying to work.
Bella: You don't look like you're working! You should relax. Look at me relax, I'm a great relaxer. Here, watch me recline all over your laptop and your wrists at the same time.
Me: Bella, NOT NOW.

I pick up Bella and set her down on the floor.
Bella: You're mean!
Bella stomps off to sulk.

I go back to drawing.

Two seconds elapse.

Bella jumps up and perches on the television set.
Bella: Look at me, I'm on TV!

(no subject)

A day in the life of living with cats, paraphrased:

Bella jumps up into my lap.
Bella: Hi there! Whatcha doin'?
Me: Er, well actually I'm trying to draw. See, look at th-
Bella: What's that?
Me: It's a drawing tablet, and I'd appreciate it if you didn'-
Bella: Ooh, shiny! I'm-a roll around on it now, 'kay?
Me: No, no, that's...you don't have to do that.
Bella: What's this button do?
Me: Well, it..wait, why am I explaining this to you? Look, get off my lap. I'm trying to work.
Bella: You don't look like you're working! You should relax. Look at me relax, I'm a great relaxer. Here, watch me recline all over your laptop and your wrists at the same time.
Me: Bella, NOT NOW.

I pick up Bella and set her down on the floor.
Bella: You're mean!
Bella stomps off to sulk.

I go back to drawing.

Two seconds elapse.

Bella jumps up and perches on the television set.
Bella: Look at me, I'm on TV!