Conclusions: Coconut

1. Coconuts do not wish to be eaten.
2. Coconuts are the crab, or perhaps lobster, of the fruit world.
3. I need more power tools.
4. I do not actually hate coconut unequivocally; fresh coconut is tasty and not at all like the icky stuff you find in candy bars and baked goods.

Conclusions: Coconut

1. Coconuts do not wish to be eaten.
2. Coconuts are the crab, or perhaps lobster, of the fruit world.
3. I need more power tools.
4. I do not actually hate coconut unequivocally; fresh coconut is tasty and not at all like the icky stuff you find in candy bars and baked goods.